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the-oxford-english-fangeek:

adventuresofcesium:
remember when Andy scored among the highest ever on the aptitude test for becoming a police officer but then was denied because the interview showed that he was too kind and trusting and empathetic to be a cop
#andy’s character development is so beautiful #he starts out as the most selfish #uncaring person you could ever meet #but basically by trying to win over april #the second most selfish uncaring person you could meet #he turns into this delicate flower of love #to the point where everything he does is for other people (via ganondilf)

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canonmulder:

me at school: when i get home im gonna be productive’
me at home: good nite

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gameofchrons:

is this what having a penis is like

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the only good JFK assassination theories

afumblingfool:

1. his head just did that
2.

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cakejam:

this is the bitch that stole my phone and every pic she takes goes straight to my icloud!

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high-vibes-m8:

Credit: @svndd

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"We have to learn to be our own best friends because we fall too easily into the trap of being our own worst enemies."

— Roderick Thorp (via quotemadness)

nurseyiiisms:

even if my titties aren’t physically out, they’re spiritually out, and that’s what matters

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womanwithaknife:

peggy-faces:
In many ways, Don Draper is basically me when I was a fifteen year old goth girl.
I mean, yeah, exactly.

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"You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there’s still going to be somebody who hates peaches."

— Dita Von Teese (via lovelustquotes)

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enjoy-ass:

veganpunkers:
itsstuckyinmyhead:
ioanina:
teamchaosprez:
drsofialamb:
# WHOEVER MADE THIS IS GOING TO BE FUCKING TAKEN OUT BY THE GODDAMN KGB
This is it. The video that made memes illegal in Russia. Reblog it every day to piss Sadimir Putin off.
guys this is part of history now. legislative and cultural history. there will be law students and cultural anthropologists alike debating this video and it’s aftereffects in the future and that is fucking wild
i can’t wait to show this to my imaginary future children
pls reblog to piss off a man who makes ppl’s lives hell
the video that started a world war

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